Best (or worst) chat up lines

[princealbertofb]

Question is: how good at screwing their brains out would you be?
plus another question:
how do you expect them to answer with no brains left to understand the question or the request, lol?

[Pablogeebee]

Question is: how good at screwing their brains out would you be?
plus another question:
how do you expect them to answer with no brains left to understand the question or the request, lol?

Hmmmm! Ya do understand it is about WORST chat up lines?. .

[princealbertofb]

Definitely...

[albabonzai]

:p how the hell do you screw someones brains out?? LOL Stick it in their ear maybe??? LOL

My fave:

Your dads a thief!!!...As he stole the stars straight out the sky and put them in your eyes.

[Pablogeebee]

[quote=albabonzai]:p how the hell do you screw someones brains out?? LOL Stick it in their ear maybe??? LOL Well i''ll give it a go if ya willing!lol!:tongue: .

[princealbertofb]

:p how the hell do you screw someones brains out?? LOL Stick it in their ear maybe??? LOL

My fave:

Your dads a thief!!!...As he stole the stars straight out the sky and put them in your eyes.

That's definitely naff (if one still uses that word).
Another way to put it is CORNY!

[albabonzai]

[quote=albabonzai]:p how the hell do you screw someones brains out?? LOL Stick it in their ear maybe??? LOL Well i''ll give it a go if ya willing!lol!:tongue: .

LOL,maybe not up for it in my ear!!

That's definitely naff (if one still uses that word).
Another way to put it is CORNY!

yes but when your younger its sweet!!

[princealbertofb]

[quote=Pablogeebee]

LOL,maybe not up for it in my ear!!





yes but when your younger its sweet!!

How young do you have to be to think it's sweet? pre-adolescent? not sure how long that lasts... till you realise they're just trying to get into your pants...
One line that seems to be quite annoying (but at the same time titilating) is :
"Nice ass!"

[albabonzai]

[quote=albabonzai]

How young do you have to be to think it's sweet? pre-adolescent? not sure how long that lasts... till you realise they're just trying to get into your pants...
One line that seems to be quite annoying (but at the same time titilating) is :
"Nice ass!"

Its def a school crush one to say. Saying that though i have heard of a 23 year old saying it and it worked as she though it was so cute but Corny!

[princealbertofb]

Maybe she was still pre-adolescent at 23 and a late bloomer? lol... jk