Best (or worst) chat up lines

[Pablogeebee]

Are you religious coz you are the answer to my prayers!
OR;Is your dad a baker coz you have really nice buns:tongue: !

[colinmackay]

"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

Actually, if someone said that to me I'd probably be delighted.

[72jay]

"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

LOL ... Love the song that one came from

Bellamy Brothers
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body


If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, "Don't make small talk"
He said, "Come on out and say what's on your mind"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[marshlander]

LOL ... Love the song that one came from

Actually, the quote inspired the song. It was a catch phrase often employed by Groucho Marx. David Bellamy admitted that was the starting point for the song in an interview with journalist Tom Roland.

[Genersis]

Can we just make these up or do they have to be ones we've heard/used?:confused:

[marshlander]

Can we just make these up or do they have to be ones we've heard/used?:confused:

... and who'd know the difference?

[colinmackay]

Can we just make these up or do they have to be ones we've heard/used?:confused:

Make it up if you want to. If you've used it, what was the success rate?

[Genersis]

"Did someone make a tall order, with extra dark and handsome?"
Ha! Terrible!:biggrin:

[marshlander]

Not so terrible. Quite cute really

[AgentWashington]

My two favorite worst chat-up lines ever:


Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

and

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?