Is this normal?

[Hopeful Michelle]

Jerking off with a condom on while driving...!

Very interesting concept but did this idea come from you actually having the experience Amigo or did this idea sprout from your imagination...?

No harm either way, I'm just curious to know...!

Michelle

[Amigo]

Jerking off with a condom on while driving...!

Very interesting concept but did this idea come from you actually having the experience Amigo or did this idea sprout from your imagination...?

No harm either way, I'm just curious to know...!

Michelle

It started as my imagination.... but it didn't take long to become reality...

Now 'drive-by-jacking' has become a permanant entry on my menu of "How-should-I-jack-off-today?"

[Amigo]

Condoms are great for tossing, especially in more problematic locales, no messy cleanup.

This guy knows what he's talking about..... :biggrin:

[Amigo]

Eating a biscuit whilst stationary at traffic lights can earn you a fine and points on your licence in the UK.

I was once pulled over on a motorway by a policeman who saw me take a swig from a bottle of water. This was after I had manoeuvred into the inside lane, checked my mirror to make sure there was no one behind me and slowed slightly to create plenty of space between me and the car in front. I didn't consider it was a safety issue to check that there was no one driving faster than me two lanes away! He was also extraordinarily territorial. He said that no one was going to take a swig of water on HIS motorway - the M4 in Berkshire. :redface:

That is just crazy!! What if you're hungry while driving? Or thirsty???

Man... the police in UK should visit Thailand and get re-educated. Here, people eat full course meal while driving...

[marshlander]

Fingers, cutlery or chopsticks?

[Amigo]

Fingers, cutlery or chopsticks?

Usually fingers...

They'd eat stuff like fried chicken with sticky rice, or anything on sticks, like meat on stick... fish on stick... things like that.

They also like to eat fruits while riding the back of open pick up trucks. Like oranges and watermelons. After they peel those fruits, they just toss it out the side. 100% bio-degradable.

[HankyPanky]

Is it normal to jack off, wearing a condom, while driving a car?

Anyone?

:biggrin:

Normal by who's definition? If it's something you do regularly and don't feel bad about, then yes, it's normal and fine. The condom is being careful, that much is true

[HankyPanky]

Eating a biscuit whilst stationary at traffic lights can earn you a fine and points on your licence in the UK.

I was once pulled over on a motorway by a policeman who saw me take a swig from a bottle of water. This was after I had manoeuvred into the inside lane, checked my mirror to make sure there was no one behind me and slowed slightly to create plenty of space between me and the car in front. I didn't consider it was a safety issue to check that there was no one driving faster than me two lanes away! He was also extraordinarily territorial. He said that no one was going to take a swig of water on HIS motorway - the M4 in Berkshire. :redface:

That policeman probably has abandonment issues or is a wannabe member of the Third Reich. This comedian says it best: type "Andrew Lawrence Live on CH4" into YouTube

[matty7]

got to say m8. ive no idea wot normal is but you sure u need to jack off while drivin, sure u just couldn't wait till u got home ? got to be a joke thread surely ! plus you'd prob crash when u got to the fun part anyway

[davida50000]

We all enjoy different things, if thats what you like then go for it, your not hurting anyone However i would say be careful, it may take your attention off the road which could be dangerous.