I would have ruined it, sent the hurricane to my house.
Granted - it's spring, but it's summer fall and winter too, so now you have grass to mow, leaves to rake, snow to shovel and, you have hay fever from all of the pollen.
I wish deer hunting season would hurry up.
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Granted, but eating venison is made illegal.
I wish people were more punctual.
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Not granted .....
I wish i could go back to bed.
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Granted - however it's a bed of nails.
I wish my dog would quit chewing up my throw pillows.
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Granted - now he starts to chew you!
I wish money grew on trees.
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Granted ..
I wish monk would share the whereabouts of the money tree.
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Granted - but Monk has a high security laser fence to keep you away from that tree.
I wish I had a new waterbed.
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Granted, but you get sea-sick in the middle of the night.
I wish I could find a cure for depression.
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Granted - now every depressed person in the world is at your house because you forgot such an invention requires a means of mass production and, a good marketing team.
I wish I could go on vacation today.
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