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Ruin you wish!!
Granted, Sentenced to 25 years without parole!

I wish time would speed up for this week ONLY....
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Granted. After this week time will end permanently.

I wish for world peace.
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Well, Granted... If time ends, then by golly every single human being will die that will certainly be peaceful.

I wish I had a bender unit.....
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Granted. You now have a bender unit. He drinks all your alcohol, steals all your money then inadvertently burns down your house during a belch.

I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but none of them will come true.

I wish my Eco could fly.
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Granted, and I won't ruin that one for personal reasons.


I wish I could come up with more to talk about....
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Granted, but you can only speak in a dead language.

I wish I had more courage.
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Granted, but now you have no ability to use it.


I wish I wasnt so thick.
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Granted. You are now as thin as a toothpick.

I wish I had a smaller belt.
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You do. It now fits my toothpick waist Tongue


I wish my back didnt hurt Sad
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