Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... Not ruining that one , BA will kill me :biggrin:

I wish I had a flying carpet.

[elad12]

Granted but it has a mind of it's own and you never know where it might take you.

I wish I had a magic lamp

[Buffylo]

Granted but its fresh out of magic.


I wish I didnt cut myself earlier

[Miles]

Granted, instead it was a blowtorch.

I wish I wasn't so scatterbrained.

[Buffylo]

Granted, but now collectively they accomplish little.


I wish I didnt need sleep.

[Beau]

Granted. Now you can't sleep but are always tired.

I wish my dick was longer.

[monk]

Granted - thirty-seven feet!

I wish I had gone to university.

[Beau]

Granted. You are now the skeleton in the science room.

I wish for a great year.

[monk]

You got it - 1666!

I wish a long-lost Uncle would die and leave me a few million pounds.

[Beau]

Granted. The pounds are all around your waist.

I wish I had kids.