Granted! Now you ALWAYS get panic attacks instead of worrying!
I wish I recieved those special unemptied socks someone got earlier
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Granted. Blue will take care of you. (It's not a wish I'm able to break especially after getting a nice surprise with my socks)
I wish I could travel more.
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Granted, but you never reach a destination.
I wish I was really, really, really, really rich!
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Granted. However everyone else becomes so poor that nobody can afford to buy anything. Companies shut down countries go broke and social and economic systems break down resulting in an apocalypse. Millions of people die and your money is now worthless.
I wish I were financially stable.
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Granted, but now you are an insane workohaulic who never has time for friends or family
I wish for breakfast in bed
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Granted: I'll have a big bowl of warm oatmeal dumped under your sheets
I wish I could reach nirvana
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Granted, but once you get there you'll find Kurt Cobain is still dead wherever there is too.
I wish I had one of those roomba robot vacuums.
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Granted, but it is possessed by Chucky and keeps trying to kill you.
I wish it wasn't raining.
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Granted ... it's hailing instead.
I wish I could control the weather.
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