Ruin you wish!!

[Buffylo]

Granted. You have a brand new smartcar.


I wish my dually could have made the trip with me.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Wish request not recognized, Dohickies, thingamabobs are acceptable terms - Dually is unrecognized as a valid wish word. Please rephrase your wish and try again.

I wish my feet weren't freezing (I guess I should wear socks or something)

[Kat]

Granted somebody put lit matches between your toes.

I wish I had a new quilt for my bed.

[CuddlyBear]

Granted, but it itches the hell out of you

I wish I had someone to cuddle with

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted (Not going to ruin that).

I wish the Beijing beef wasn't so spicy hot....

[elad12]

Granted: it's not spicy hot, it's just on fire

I wish I could wake up in Tasmania

[Buffylo]

Granted. It's just on fire....



I wish I wouldn't wake up.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you fall asleep after pricking your finger on a spindle, the whole kingdom falls asleep. 100 years later prince charming comes to kiss you to wake you up, but falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his neck.

Everyone sleeps for ever after.


I wish I hadn't eaten that too spicy Beijing burp - erm beef - burp

[Kat]

Granted you ate my jambalaya instead and it had crushed red peppers and andouille sausage in it.

I wish it was morning.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. And there is no more night. Well for this hemisphere, for the other one is perpetual darkness.

I wish I can recall where I put my...........