Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. You are now in Mother Russia where fruit eats you!

I wish it wasn't so late.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted (not going to ruin that one).

I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener

(your not the only one running out of wit)

[Buffylo]

Granted. You're at a hotdog eating contest.
(think Running Man)


I wish I wasn't such a bulky bovine.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Not granted, there are people in the world who love bulky bovines, bears, men whatever. Can't deny them their wishes.

I wish I had a bicycle.

[Buffylo]

Granted. But its really just two unicycles glued together, you got duped.



I wish i had plastic fork so i could eat straight from the pan. lol

[Beau]

Granted. All forks are now plastic.

I wish I wasn't in Washington state.

[Miles]

Granted, but you live in LA and spend most of your time getting hit by people in cars.

Edit, got double ninja'd but my ruin still works. Huzzah

I wish uhhhhh

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now you look like one too.....

I wish I wasn't being ninja'd

[Buffylo]

Granted. Now you are ninja.

I wish i would think before i get on GS. lol

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but all your thoughts are very, very naughty

I wish I could stay up, but my pills are kicking in....