Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your whole head is clear as glass, being made of crystal.

I wish I had more coke.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted, but it rots your teeth.

I wish people would stop walking on my carpet deodorizer.

[Lalo]

Granted- Now your carpet deodorizer hovers in the air, never sinking down to the floor.

I wish Bowyn's elf knew what a bad wolf I can be.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Me too....

I mean granted... I can't ruin that one.

I wish I could show the bad wolf why they call me a 'nature boy'

[partisan]

Granted but the wolf is not interested in your sexual advances and shows you why they call him the big bad wolf
I wish I had a jet pack

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, It has a 50 minute burn time, unfortunately it explodes 5 minutes into the flight.

I wish I had a wolf whistle

[partisan]

Granted but you start going too far in using it, instead of saying hello to people you blow your whistle at them, you soon lose freind, barred from public transport and most public places, you retreat to the woods with the pack of rouge wolves that follow you everywhere
I wish I was knighted

[elad12]

Granted: you are now Sir Laughs A Lot and can never stop laughing

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive

[partisan]

Granted, yes, granted,
i wish johnny cash was still alive

[megumidesu]

granted . so do i ;__;


i wish i wasn't so easy to dislike ~