Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

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Sorry.

I wish my life would go in a new direction....

[partisan]

Granted - its going in the direction of.... cutlery
(Who says you have to use knife and fork, when you have a twizzle stick)
now go tell 'em kid :-)

I wish I had a vineyard

[Beau]

Granted. Your yard and house is now covered in poison ivy.

I wish I had a starship.

[monk]

Granted, but it's the one pre-programmed to dive into the sun.

I wish I could make my mind up.

[partisan]

Granted but make the wrong decision everytime

I wish more people were here

[Lalo]

Granted- a thousand people suddenly appear on top of you squashing you under the massive weight of human flesh.

I wish that I wasn't feeling sick and could breathe.

[Miles]

Granted, but all that's left to breathe is nitrous oxide.

I wish I had a few extra days before everything is due.

[Beau]

Granted. You are now pregnant but not due for another couple weeks. The morning sickness you experience is very bad.

I said this before but I'm saying it again. I wish I was rich.

[Miles]

You are made of only the smoothest, richest milk chocolate. Hello Mr. Cadbury.

I wish people would think things through before acting.

[Spades]

Granted, and not going to ruin it.

I wish I had a boyfriend.