Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but only surgically.

I wish I had a never ending cup of coffee.

[oneofcuriousity]

Granted but it is to hot to drink and never cools down

I wish that I could hear people's thought

[Miles]

Granted- In fact...since you chained with Bowyn... both wishes are granted! Now your sinus tracts flow freely. In fact the copious amounts of snot flows out of your nostrils in a continuous and unstoppable stream. Eventually worldwide attention is drawn to this phenomena and people in the media begin calling you the "Snot Brothers"! Your reputation grosses most people out, but luckily you each find a never ending stream of dates from people who have snot fetishes. In fact, snot fetishists are so enamored of your gifts that they will pay you, leading you both to live the lives of being "snot-whores".

I wish that my PC hadn't just died today!!

I actually gagged reading this. Now that's what I call a ruined wish. Good show, sir, good show!

And oneofcuriosity...granted. You only hear one thought from a person, and that same thought repeats in your head forever and ever.

I wish I had a drum set

[partisan]

Granted but you havent got any hitting sticks (thats there technical name)

I wish i was prime minister.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, You are the prime minister of Somalia, Deemed the worlds worst country by Cracked http://www.cracked.com/funny-1053-worst-countries/

Perhaps Somalia isn't even a country, more of a lawless land with no hope of a better future. Somalia is run by pirates and warlords and has virtually no economy other than a black market and drug based economy.

Now to ruin your wish, you are personally blamed for every problem of your little "nation" and vilified by every other nation on earth for your 'bad doings' to your 'nation'.


I wish I had 20 acres of good farmland.

[d3n]

Wish granted! You can anytime now visit your beautiful acres in the awsome and never annoying Facebook game Farmville.

I wish my essay was done already.

[oneofcuriousity]

Granted but it's in irish

I wish that I can just do my exams now and get them over and done with

[Lalo]

Granted...but because of a weird time distortion effect, your exams are in Swahili. You faill all of them miserably. Damn!

I wish that I didn't have to work on Monday.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your boss calls to inform you that you have just taken 'early retirement'...

I wish I was President of The United States....

[partisan]

Granted - but your radical policies and decrees although well-meaning, make you many enemies and you become the fifth President of the united states to be assassinated, but your philosophies became an - ism - bowyenism and sparks world war 3

I wish it would stop raining