Ruin you wish!!

[trialbyerror]

Ahem...

My point exactly dear boy, you wished to be more morbid, so I gently hooked you up with that which makes you intensly happy

Asides, you may not, I repeat not, be morbid... Wish you again be banned? Hark the wisdom of elvin elders, downright ugly and blind as a bleedin bat they may well be, but the mind.....Ah what a thing of beauty... :biggrin:

The answer you seek lies within the game of gift

Trial.....

PLAY

[Bowyn Aerrow]

As you command, Master

I wish I was playing the Gift Game.....

[Miles]

Granted but you only give crappy gifts from now on and everybody hates you.

I wish I had more time.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, at the sentencing hearing the judge agrees with the jury, Life plus one day no possibility of parole.

I wish Gorillas would stop making war, Gorilla Warfare sounds so horrible....

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[trialbyerror]

Granted.
Give me the weapon
It is a 7,62mm Belgin FN
takes 12 rounds of 7,62mm long. Powerful enough to penetrate through the thin section of a railway line

Tape 2 magazines together upsidown, and you have 24 rounds at your disposal

Accurate up to 1000m, (I've done that), you can take your target out from behind a 4" tree branch easily. Unlike the AK47, and the 222 (tripple 2) common today, twigs and light branches don't deflect the projectile, making it emminently suitable for bush warefare and ambush.

At a flick of a leaver, it becomes a fully automatic weapon.
Although heavy to carry it is extriemely hardy. Field strip & clean can be done in 3 minutes.

In the wet, put a condom over the muzzle or sling upside-down to prevent a hellishly brused sholder (excessive recoil due to rust in the barrel)

If you get sloppy with it it has a kick like a mule, but I would trust my life with that. I'ts a phenominal piece of machinary.

With that on my back I'm game for any orc....

[partisan]

so whats ya wish

I wish trialbyerror had made a wish

[Miles]

Granted, he wished for all field mice to give owls terrible diarrhea forever

I wish for a rubber friend.

[trialbyerror]

Oooooooooops!

My mind dosn't just wander......

It's sorta there,, my wish that is.....Give me that weapon..

Officially, then I wish I had one of those weapons again, so that I can protect Lothlorien..... And stop gorrilla warfare in middle earth.

Trial by error

[partisan]

Granted but you are captured by saurons forces, when they harness this new weapon with a dark magic and multiplied innumerously, you are banished by the elves and retreat to the mountains where you can be heard muttering about "my precioussssss"

Oh and for miles, you get the michelin man!

I wish i had a ceiling window

[trialbyerror]

Granted.

But.......

The 9 riders transform into 9 evil smelling clouds of black smoke, enter your santuary through your open ceiling window and kidnap you.

After many, many tortorous miles you manage to escape under the misty mountains, where you meet up with me muttering about my precioussssss, and ask to see my precioussssss

When you finally convince me to show you my preciousssss you realise that you also have a precioussss, and we spend years and years and years coverting each other's preciousssses....

Oh, and the ring?

The evil leather bound dark lord and master discovers that it fits snugly on his precioussss, and dang! not even the elf wants to go there

I wish I could find the damn sock monster...

Trial by error