Granted. But it's pineapple and anchovy pizza and its cold.
I wish I had xray vision!
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Granted. But the continuous exposure to X-rays gives cancer and kills everyone arround you..
I wish I had some anti depressives right now
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Granted but they make your super sleepy all the time.
I wish my phone was charged and not dead
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Oh, but that's just part of the fun with anti depressives...
Granted, a lightning hits your phone killing you in the process...but hey, the battery is supercharged now
I wish I could hit someone just because I want to
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Granted your phone comes alive and never shuts up because the battery never dies.
Ninja'd - granted but the person you hit is actually a witch who curses you with nasty boils on your butt and the ability only to speak backwards.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Granted your now a zebra.
I wish i could levitate
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Granted but now you do not known how to get back down and eventually float out to space.
I wish it was the weekend
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Granted. It was the weekend. It's presently a weekday though.
I wish for Miles to have a boob for a chin.
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Granted but he has a chin for a boob and is shunned by society for being a freak
I wish we found another planet to live on.
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