Ruin you wish!!

[mbennet35]

Granted but the person you are cuddling with has a very contagious cold and you end up sick for 2 weeks.

I wish I had some pizza right now

[Aaron]

Granted. But it's pineapple and anchovy pizza and its cold.

I wish I had xray vision!

[southbiochem]

Granted. But the continuous exposure to X-rays gives cancer and kills everyone arround you..

I wish I had some anti depressives right now

[mbennet35]

Granted but they make your super sleepy all the time.

I wish my phone was charged and not dead

[southbiochem]

Oh, but that's just part of the fun with anti depressives...

Granted, a lightning hits your phone killing you in the process...but hey, the battery is supercharged now

I wish I could hit someone just because I want to

[Miles]

Granted your phone comes alive and never shuts up because the battery never dies.

Ninja'd - granted but the person you hit is actually a witch who curses you with nasty boils on your butt and the ability only to speak backwards.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[tavi]

Granted your now a zebra.

I wish i could levitate

[mbennet35]

Granted but now you do not known how to get back down and eventually float out to space.

I wish it was the weekend

[VileKyle]

Granted. It was the weekend. It's presently a weekday though.

I wish for Miles to have a boob for a chin.

[tavi]

Granted but he has a chin for a boob and is shunned by society for being a freak

I wish we found another planet to live on.