Granted, His name is Bubba, he swears like a pirate and has a minor tendency to eat people too.... Good luck.
I wish I had more time to piss away on the forums today.....
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granted but the chemicals are large amounts of hydrogen peroxide and sulphur dioxide and people become as managable as acid rain!
i wish i had a hobbit hole
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Granted - Granted, you now posses Bilbo Baggins Butt - just the butt, well hole included.
and somewhere in the shire a lone hobbit is screaming 'Who stole my Arse!!!!'
I wish I exercised my multiple personalities more.....
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Granted but each personality gets an equal amount of posting credit, so YOU don't have 9000+ anymore...oh the tragedy!
I wish had Canadian nationality (along with my own that is)...
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Granted, but all your children will be born cross legged and bow eyed.
Wait, I mean bow legged and cross eyed.
I wish Trix weren't just for kids....
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Granted but now the silly rabbit is out for revenge on the children who mocked him all these years.
I wish that I didn't have a high blood sugar tonight so that I could not feel like crap and go to sleep
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Granted, your Blood sugar is at 60... currently you are comatose.... enjoy your sleep.
I wish McAfee would stop updating several times a day and stop and pestering me with aksing for permission to check for updates and telling its up to date and all of its issues... I swear its worse than being in a relationship with a codependent person. Damn.
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Granted now it updates every 1000 years, let me know how that goes :tongue:
I wish my moods were not so low all the time
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Granted, now you have hypo-mania all the time... Let me know how THAT works out....
I wish I knew the meaning of life, universe and everything.
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