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10-08-2013, 03:41 PM

Granted, His name is Bubba, he swears like a pirate and has a minor tendency to eat people too.... Good luck.

I wish I had more time to piss away on the forums today.....

10-08-2013, 06:32 PM

Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:You KILLED my Boy Friend - Jesus - what did he ever do to you!!!!!
:tongue:

Just following the rules of the game :tongue:

Besides, meth killed your BF, not me :biggrin:

Ok, Granted, you are now unemployed but with unlimited internet access...plenty of time to piss away now!

I wish people were as manageable and predictable as chemical reactions

10-08-2013, 07:59 PM

granted but the chemicals are large amounts of hydrogen peroxide and sulphur dioxide and people become as managable as acid rain!

i wish i had a hobbit hole

10-09-2013, 06:03 AM

Granted - Granted, you now posses Bilbo Baggins Butt - just the butt, well hole included.

and somewhere in the shire a lone hobbit is screaming 'Who stole my Arse!!!!'

I wish I exercised my multiple personalities more.....

10-09-2013, 07:08 PM

Granted but each personality gets an equal amount of posting credit, so YOU don't have 9000+ anymore...oh the tragedy!

I wish had Canadian nationality (along with my own that is)...

10-10-2013, 06:06 AM

Granted, but all your children will be born cross legged and bow eyed.

Wait, I mean bow legged and cross eyed.

I wish Trix weren't just for kids....

10-10-2013, 07:22 AM

Granted but now the silly rabbit is out for revenge on the children who mocked him all these years.

I wish that I didn't have a high blood sugar tonight so that I could not feel like crap and go to sleep

10-10-2013, 05:18 PM

Granted, your Blood sugar is at 60... currently you are comatose.... enjoy your sleep.

I wish McAfee would stop updating several times a day and stop and pestering me with aksing for permission to check for updates and telling its up to date and all of its issues... I swear its worse than being in a relationship with a codependent person. Damn.

10-10-2013, 06:15 PM

Granted now it updates every 1000 years, let me know how that goes :tongue:

I wish my moods were not so low all the time

10-10-2013, 06:50 PM

Granted, now you have hypo-mania all the time... Let me know how THAT works out....

I wish I knew the meaning of life, universe and everything.