Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Me too.

Wait I mean Granted, um something terrible goes here.

I wish I had more instead of less of everything.

[Miles]

Granted, enjoy having more warts on your dick and piranhas in your ponds.

I wish I was could breathe underwater

[missourigaymer]

granted, but now you can't be on land.
I wish for a trip to Japan

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are now a worker at the The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster, erm I mean 'power plant'.

I wish I had become a virologist.

[Joshular]

Granted but you get all the viruses in the world at once (including pokerus)

I wish I had 9 lives

[southbiochem]

Granted but they last about 5 minutes each

I wish I could visit the European frontlines in 1914

[trialbyerror]

Granted.
But your mustard gas canister goes off in your trousers.:eek:

Apart from all the other constination that causes to your bum and other bits and bobs you keep in your pants :eek:, your totie is perminently stained bright yellow.

This has the knock-on effect of giving every one of your sex partners the screaming giggles, which causes them to loose any kind of erection they get, and you never ever... ever... ever... have sex again.:biggrin:

I wish I was on holiday already...:frown:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you get a nice quiet holiday with clowns:




I wish I had a hamster.

I mean seriously what could go wrong with a hamster?

[trialbyerror]

Isn't that what they said about a certain plant in "A little shop of horrors"??

<That ruins your wish>

I wish I could see the picture posted in the posting below me.

I'm sure it's a picture of one of the gorgeous naked twink clown that's going on holy-day with me

[southbiochem]

Granted, now you can see the pics, but the revelation is too much, you go insane, and you spend the rest of your days confined in a dark hole in some crappy instituion for mental illnesses somwhere in Siberia

I wish I could wreck other people's private property wiht no consequences