Ruin you wish!!

[partis]

your now a interior designer

i wish you could freeze time

[southbiochem]

Granted, the fourth dimension (time) is currently at -273,15 °C....my best to you on that...

I wish I could get paid for being an a**hole

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but the pay is in rial

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least-valued_currency_unit

I wish I had a warm body to sleep with....

[southbiochem]

Granted, but the pay is in rial

Give it time, they'll be worth more than American dollars soon enough :eek:

I wish I had a warm body to sleep with....

Granted.....but it's me......that's uber ruination right there!

I wish I had a gaydar....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, how ever it pings audibly (and annoyingly) and everyone stares at you when your gaydar goes off.

(I fail to see how that would be uber ruination - you seem to be a great person)

I wish it wasn't so chilly this morning.

[trialbyerror]

Jump into a bath filled with frozen carbon dioxide for 20 minutes, promise things will feel positively hot after that.

I need to get cracking on my December holiday preperations.
I have a camper to modify,
I have cooking equipment to service and repair,
Gas bottles to replenish, gear and equipment to decide whether or not to take,
Wheel bearings to service
And the list just goes on and on

[Bowyn Aerrow]

And your wish would be.....?

I wish I wasn't tired all the time....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now you are exhausted all the time.

I wish I wasn't forced to play with myself so much.

[trialbyerror]

Oh I think that's obvious enough...
But just in case you'r busy, again, playing with yourself, I wish I had help

[southbiochem]

Granted, you now have the aid of the 2000 janissaries I told you would invade Johannesburg...once they're done helping you, it's time for you to "help" them...ALL OF THEM (BTW, homosexuality in Turkey has been legal since 1858...OMG...did not know that)

I wish I wasn't so f***ing alone