Ruin you wish!!

[partis]

Granted!

You did say person… not zombie!

I wish id speak my mind more

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but the more you speak, the less people listen, until one day you just dont exist



I wish I could have some REAL wishes!!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but each one has consequences.


I wish for an easy work week this week.

[southbiochem]

Granted and but now you get paid in direct proportion to the difficulty in the job

I wish family didn't ruin my weekends so often

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your family disowns you. And only comes around once a year to remind you you are disowned.

I wish someone else would have cleaned out all 5 clothes closets today...

[southbiochem]

PFFFFT.. what do they have to disown?

Granted but he/she did a poor job and with your borderline OCD behavior you just went on and clean them all yourself anyway.

I wish I could come here without the awkward feeling

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, each time you come here you ain't feeling awkward, just everyone else is.

I wish someone else would cook for a change.

[southbiochem]

Granted, I cook...all that weird Southern Cone stuff which despite what northerners might think resembles little to Mexican cooking, so it's nothing you've ever tasted before, which makes you paranoid, insecure, unwilling to try new strange things, which leads you to acusse me of trying to poison you, which leads you to murder me, a crime for which you get caught and imprisoned, only to find out I wasn't really trying to poison you and the guilt consumes you each and everyday until you die in jail at 102 years old.

I wish I could be proactive

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you commit suicide before I kill you, thus absolving me of all of that guilt and prison time and stuff. See that's what you get get when you try to poison me.


I wish I had someone to fiddle around with.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but he looks 30 but is actually 14, and you get handcuffed, beaten, and carted off to jail for the rest of your life.
(yeah, I knew you would like that)
(you perv)


I wish I would win the lottery, so's I could share the wealth with those in need