Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

Granted, but there are so many in need, that you end up with nothing left.

I wish for peace and happiness.

[partis]

Now how am i supposed to ruin that… granted

I wish i could turn back time by an hour

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now you look like Cher.


I wish I hadn't had the M&Ms at work

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now the buzz you would have gotten from the chocolate/sugar did not help you with finishing the bosses special project on time....now you are fired.


I wish I was skinny again.

[partis]

Granted just let this old gypsy woman touch you and whisper "thinner"

I wish marijuana was legal

[CellarDweller]

granted, but homosexuality is illegal.

I wish I Had worked out today

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you sprained your back, now you will be laid up in bed for a month and gain 20 pounds.


I wish somebody would love me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Somebody does.... But you never see them....

I wish I had a dish washer - my hands are all red and sore

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but your hands get infected and fall off anyway.



I wish I was one of the "lucky ones"

[CellarDweller]

granted! Tons of bad luck are headed your way.

I wish I Had gotten more sleep.