Ruin you wish!!

[findingmyway]

Granted, but key word is "had", not "have", so you lost it and can't get it back.

I wish I could go to sleep!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you wake up 30 years later and find yourself in an old folks home.



I wish a male billionaire would fall in love with me

[findingmyway]

Granted. It's Donald Trump. And he wants your hair just like his!

I wish I was someone else.

[CellarDweller]

granted, you're a member of the Phelps family.

I wish I was still in bed.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now you have become the bed, and sold in a garage sale where other people have sex on you.


I wish I was a famous chef

[findingmyway]

Granted. You're Paula Deen and people still haven't forgiven you.

I wish I could know which direction to go in.

[partis]

Granted just follow these helpful signs…





I wish i was translucent

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now being translucent is illegal.

I wish I was braver.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now you've pissed off a lot of your tormentors by standing up to them.....so now it's FIGHT TIME!!!


I wish there was not all this bullshit you have to go through to get a job.....it should be easy, like it used to be!

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now it's so easy that your neighborhood electrician is a convicted killer out for revenge.

I wish I could regulate my sleeping schedule.