Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but your schedule is not the same as what your work schedule allows, and you fall asleep at work all the time.



I wish I was an awesome singer.

[CellarDweller]

Granted, you can only sing the word "awesome".

I wish weekends were three days long.

[findingmyway]

Granted, but they only come once a year.

I wish this green tea tasted a little more bitter.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, its so bitter now, your face caves in .



I wish everybody on this planet did not have to depend on money for anything.

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now we have to give away our possessions.

I wish my face did cave in.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now you walk around without a face and scare people





Wish I lived in an era where space travel was a common thing

[findingmyway]

Granted, but cats aren't allowed in space.

I wish I knew what was going through her head.

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted suffer :biggrin: Muhahahahaha!

I wish someone would do the mowing for me.

[findingmyway]

Granted. I set the lawn on fire. That works, right?

I wish I could fly.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, I kick you off the Empire State Building.......and you fly for about 32 seconds.......




I wish I had a big, fat, Cinnabon Cinnamon roll, fresh out of the oven, with LOTS of cream cheese frosting and pecans!!!