Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but its the one Mister Tinkles used on your enemies, and you get arrested for the crime since you have the weapon on you



Wish I did not have diabetes

[partis]

granted!

I wish some wish could be granted

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but everybody gets one real wish.



In that case, I wish for total and complete power over everything on earth

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now the aliens from Mars have taken over.

I wish I had a brain.

[southbiochem]

Granted, but you have no body

I wish I owned a pet dragon

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but it blows fire when it sneezes, and the poor thing is allergic to EVERYTHING.


I wish my lawn mower hadn't died today.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you have no fuel for it.

I wish people would stop expecting me to read their minds.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now they expect you to be one of those Men Who Stare At Goats types

I wish it was a little cooler today so I could bake home made bread for garlic bread.

[findingmyway]

Granted--now it's 50 below and, oops, there goes the power.

I wish I could be closer to human.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No you don't.

I wish I could go back and unwrite that....:tongue: