Ruin you wish!!

[trialbyerror]

Granted, but you write them down, Miley finds them and takes uses them to take out a ticket in the European lottery and wins

The good news is he hires you as his butler :biggrin:

I wish for you to be happy at your new work...Again, congrats, I sorta know how important this for you...

[MisterTinkles]

I wish I could win the lottery and not have to work anymore!!

[trialbyerror]

I wish I could win the lottery and not have to work anymore!!

Got you there.... Don't we all, sheesh,

But wiskers up, what's the new job about?

[MisterTinkles]

About 17 miles away.....



Wish I could afford a bit of lipo and a little "nip-tuck"

[trialbyerror]

Granted!

Ooooooo ya ain't gonna like this...

They nip 4" off the end of your dick, and tuck the rest away, and lipo your nuts until they are the size of pea-nuts



Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish I had a BF again....
Today was one of those sometimes....

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but he's a Lords Prayer addict, and has several tat's and collects vases, poems, and all sorts of Lords Prayer art.



I wish I had more chocolate

[CellarDweller]

granted, you're covered in it, and can't move


I wish the Easter decorations were up already.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, and they avalanche all over you, burying you for a month



Wish cheesy holidays did not exist

[CellarDweller]

granted, there are now no holidays for cheese.


I wish there was a good horror movie on.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but it comes alive and grabs you from the TV and drags you to the pits of despair.



Wish I had something to do