Ruin you wish!!

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now you can clean the dirty toilets at my work.

I wish I was more photogenic.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now all the photographers are looking for some other "look"



I wish I could find a sugar daddy

[findingmyway]

Granted:



I wish I had another week of spring break.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you have to clean toilets to afford the extra time off.


I wish I had my own interstellar flying machine

[findingmyway]

Granted. You had your own interstellar flying machine. Now it has been stolen.

I wish I was Lana Del Rey, at least for today.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you find out her real name is George Bernard Dumbledorf.



I wish I could go back in time and change things for the better for myself

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now someone you know is dead. Well, maybe that's not so bad, depending on who they are.

I wish I could go to the beach with my love right now.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but your love flit's away with the lifeguard....



I wish I could reach 5.000 posts......oh wait!!!

I DID!!!!!

YEAH ME!!!!

[findingmyway]

Yay.

I wish I could be at 5,000 posts.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - but I'm still at 13,500 posts.....

I wish I knew where Rainbowmum was/is.