Ruin you wish!!

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you're in a relationship with a pathetic psychopath.

I wish I wasn't still a virgin.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you have been with 1000 women, and you have the fleas of a thousand camels infesting your armpits and the crabs of a thousand whores infesting your crotch. Guess the women you have been with... yep....

I wish I knew where this 'Witch Mountain' was (can't find it on google map nor google earth)

[CellarDweller]

granted. YOu found it, but now you're stuck in a movie.

I wish no more wasps/hornets would find their way into my apartment.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, no one more sets foot in your house, but now every time you set a foot outside a swarm of them attacks you. Get the bug spray!

I wish Ben Whishaw was my husband

[Iceblink]

Granted, but not that Ben Whishaw. A 76 year old Ben Whishaw that smells like arthritis cream and screams to children, "Get off my lawn!"

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

[dynamodean]

Granted, but you have no side vision and only have a small island of vision.

I wish I weren't so darn ticklish!

[BlueStar]

Granted!! Now you're a statue.

I wish I was already 18.

[Iceblink]

Granted. You're 18, but next year it switches to 81.



I wish I owned a private jet so I would have to sit so close to people on airliners.

[CellarDweller]

I wish I owned a private jet so I would have to sit so close to people on airliners.

granted, you have a private jet, but there's no door between you and the cockpit, and the pilot has horrible gas.

I wish I had some diet coke now.

[dynamodean]

Granted! Then you have a nice case of the runs...

I wish I had a new laptop.