Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

granted, but it has a virus and won't play any porn.

I wish you were here to tickle. lol

[BlueStar]

Granted!! I'm here! But I'm not in the mood of being tickled.

I wish I lived in the ground floor.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, so now you're at street level and get woken up to the lovely sounds of cars, police sirens, ambulances, etc.

I was I hadn't gotten nominated to do the ice bucket challenge.

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But you run out of hot water so you're forced to shower with cold water.

I wish I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge.

[CellarDweller]

Granted. I nominate you. You have 24 hours to do it.

I wish I was sleepy, but I'm not.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but now you're sleepy 24/7

I wish I could get to meet Sandra Bullock

[CellarDweller]

granted, but she acts like a total bitch.

I wish I was back in bed now.

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But some annoying neighbor plays heavy music.

I wish I was drunk right now.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but now you need to vomit and can't find a bathroom.

I wish it was pay day.

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But your taxes collector is sick and cannot come.

I wish I was a lamp.