Ruin you wish!!

[Gideon]

(Happens way too often)

Granted but it's infested with grubs

I wish I had pancakes

[BlueStar]

Granted, I make you some but I don't know how so I burn them.

I wish I had a black lotus.

[CellarDweller]

No, you may not have one.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

[Gideon]

Granted but you're late for work

I wish Twist would wake up

[CellarDweller]

granted, but his computer won't work.

I wish I had some pizza now.

[Gideon]

Granted but it's cold

I wish someone would go refill my drink

[CellarDweller]

granted, but they refill it with water.

I wish I was asleep now.

[Gideon]

Granted, but now you have to pee

I wish I'd hurry up and make rainbows

[BlueStar]

Granted, no internet for you after the rainbow, you're grounded.

I wish I could take a cold shower right now.

[CellarDweller]

Granted, you're in a never-ending ice bucket challenge.

I wish it was Friday. lol