Ruin you wish!!

[BlueStar]

You get a hug from the world's ugliest person.

Granted, somebody steals it before you even have time to spend it.

[CellarDweller]

you didn't post a wish for us to ruin!

[BlueStar]

Alright then, I wish for a black lotus.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but it is taken from you by a black lotus collector.

I wish it were snowing right now.

[BlueStar]

Granted, you now have to defrost your car.

I wish I could swim right now.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but the pool is closed.

I wish my side wasn't hurting

[BlueStar]

Granted and healed.

I wish I could fake someone's death.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but no one believes you did it.


I wish I was in a relationship.

[Miles]

Granted, but he demands half your prescription meds for that pain in your side

I wish could be the bottom that Gotham deserves

[araya]

lol miles
granted but you have to spend your entire life chained inside your own house

I wish I can eat delicacies everyday