Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Which sod said so?

What was Captain Hook called before he lost his hand?

[Zet]

Captain red beard

Why does mirrors reflect?

[Rainbowmum]

Because of the mercury .

Where did BBQ get it's name from?

[monk]

From people who can't spell!

How can there be four corners of the globe?

[Zet]

Because the globe was cut from a square

Why is "Feeling blue" meaning that you feel sad or depressed?

[Rainbowmum]

It relates back to ancient Greek mythology .
Blue was considered the color of water , and when Zues got sad he would make it rain.

How does perception work ?

[monk]

Not as well as contraception!

Why do cats have nine lives?

[Spades]

They should have 10, but some witch is stealing a live from every cat that is born.

Why is the sky blue?

[goldeneye101]

Mixture of different gases

I wonder if chili sauce is bad for your eyes

[Seath]

Absolutely not. Unless you rub it in :|

Why is it that people when they call and you don't pick up, they don't leave message what they want?

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