Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

So you cannot prepare to say No.

Why does my dogs tail go around in circles when he sees me?

[monk]

Because he's part Labrador, part helicopter!

Why do we have chocolate eggs at Easter?

[Rainbowmum]

Because Hallmark and chocolate companies , hijacked the holiday?

Why does the pirate flag have the skull and cross bones?

[monk]

They don't - that's a picture of Celine Dion!

Why do we have phobias?

[Rainbowmum]

They don't - that's a picture of Celine Dion!

Why do we have phobias?

I love it.

For the thrill of overcoming them.

What makes the sun hot?

[monk]

It sucks up all the hot air from politicians.

What lies outside the universe?

[Rainbowmum]

Lawyers they can lie anywhere .

Why don't they play decent music in elevators?

[monk]

You think they play indecent music in elevators? :biggrin:

Who was mean enough to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

[Rainbowmum]

A very sadistic person,

What is the fascination that guitarist have with hats?

[monk]

I hadn't noticed.

Do all milliners play guitar? :tongue: