Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Play word games.

How much dirt is in a hole ?

[monk]

None, otherwise it would be filled in.

Where was Moses when the lights went out?

[Rainbowmum]

Stuck on Mount Sinai, I would imagine.

How many light bulbs are in Vegas?

[monk]

Too many.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue.

Why do parents encourage their children to accept candy from strangers on Halloween ?

[monk]

God only knows! That's a worrying thought, actually.

If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

[Rainbowmum]

Purple :biggrin:

Why does the pope where that silly hat?

[monk]

To keep his silly head warm. :biggrin:

Why doesn't McDonalds sell hot-dogs?

[Rainbowmum]

They keep running away.

Who pickled the first cabbage ?

[monk]

A vinegar manufacturer who wanted to boost sales.

Who first thought of stuffing chickens?