Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

A very angry house wife .:biggrin:

Can you really determine a child's IQ at the age of two?

[monk]

No, but you can test them when they're twenty, then take off 18!

Why do bus companies bother to produce time-tables?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they have to give you a reason to complain.

Why don't they make coffee flavored toothpaste?

[monk]

For the same reason they don't make striped drinks.

Will we ever find intelligent life on Earth?

[Rainbowmum]

I doubt it , as the dolphins would say "thanks for the fish". :biggrin:

If a dozen eggs all have double yolks are they still a dozen?

[monk]

No, they're a double-dozen.

Why don't they install flood-lights on the dark side of the moon?

[Rainbowmum]

Because no one besides you has thought about it .:biggrin:

Why do Christians have pine trees up on Christmas?

[monk]

Because to put up oak trees would be just plain silly. :tongue:

When amphibians eat, do they have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

[Rainbowmum]

Well of-course they do, haven't you seen they all lines up on dry land?

Why do wolves howl at the moon?

[monk]

Because they can't sing.

Why did someone invent rap?