Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

To annoy me .

Who told Eminem he could sing ?

[monk]

Someone whose hearing-aid wasn't working.

Did you know that if Edward Woodward took the D's out of his name, he'd be called Ewar Woowar?

[Rainbowmum]

I always knew he was a Woowar.

What happens after Dec. 21, 2012 ?

[monk]

You rush out and buy last-minute Christmas presents.

If the universe is finite, what's outside it?

[Rainbowmum]

Boundaries.

What difference does it make who built the Pyramids of Giza?

[monk]

None at all, unless you were the builder and still haven't been paid.

Why does this forum need 30 seconds between posts and a minimum of 10 characters?

[Rainbowmum]

To annoy would be spammers.

If a one eyed pirate got killed , will his skull need to wear a patch?

[monk]

Only if he was still trying to give up smoking.

Why do all those foreign people drive on the wrong side of the road?

[Rainbowmum]

They have a death wish.

If a white goat put it's two front legs in the red sea , what legs would it come out with?

[monk]

Four.

Why don't centipedes have wooden legs?