'Coz bad things can happen.
Why didn't Sauron just keep all his powers to himself instead of putting them into some stupid ring?
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It's all the precious fault.
Why do they have awards for the worse movies?
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Because there's more of them! :biggrin:
Why do we always get crap weather over a Bank-Holiday weekend?
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God getting back at the queen on her jubilee. :biggrin:
Can other spiders get caught in another spiders web?
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Only if they wear sticky boots.
Why do cats have nine lives when dogs only get one?
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Cats are suicidal , dogs are laid back.
Why do dogs bark at the mail man?
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Because they can't find a femail man.
Why do people follow fashion?
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Not a clue , I make my own style.
Why do models always have that blank look on their faces?
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Because their IQ is the same as their waist size.
If your memory isn't as good as it once was, how do you know? :confused:
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