Random Q's and S's

[Puck]

Because we are being overrun by a new plague called "tweens" The zombies and vamps are just trying to get back into the limelight mile:

Why do I hate potatoes but love french fries?

[monk]

Because you're weird! :tongue:

Why do my neighbours have to stay up so late?

[Puck]

To spite you

Why has the tobacco pipe gone out of style amongst my fellow smokers?

[Rainbowmum]

Because people no longer care about distinction.
( I love the smell of my husbands pipe tobacco in the evening after Tea ,the rest of the time he smokes cigarettes.)

Can we make a movie that kills tweens?

[monk]

I'm sure you could make a movie about anything you want.

Why do people get on my nerves?

(Present company excepted, of course!)

[Rainbowmum]

^But of course.:biggrin:

Because they are so fake , they wouldn't know the truth if it bit them the @$$.

Shouldn't our shoes be as comfortable as our slippers?

[monk]

Definitely, but I prefer barefoot whenever possible.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

[Rainbowmum]

^ me too.

Well ,they were having this ceremonial corroboree, as was the custom of all the dinosaurs that went Rawr , when suddenly.....this huge fire blazing speeding Asteroid came out of the sky and hit them.
So sad...

Why do they have so many different theories for Evolution?
After all , it is just a theory not a validated fact, they can always say "Oops I guess I was wrong."

[monk]

Because no-one really knows. Perhaps they're all wrong?

Whose stupid idea was it to invent mosquitoes?

[Rainbowmum]

Some blood thirsty person.:biggrin:

How many stars are being born this minute?