Random Q's and S's

[monk]

23.

If we're revolving at 1000 miles per hour, why don't we feel the wind?

[Rainbowmum]

Because we are the ones creating it.

Do we have gravity or does the earth just suck?

[monk]

A lot of it sucks!

Why doesn't Halley's comet come once a week?

[Rainbowmum]

It's too lazy .

Why is there no name for a man-whore ?

[monk]

Isn't that "rent-boy"?

Why do we keep asking pointless questions? :tongue:

[Rainbowmum]

^ :biggrin:

Isn't that the point of the thread?

[monk]

erm . . . . yes!

Why do the days get shorter after tomorrow?

[Rainbowmum]

Well you know that hot thingmejig in the sky , yeh?
The spinning thing we live on is titling away from it.

What idiot came up with alligator wrestling ?

[monk]

Crocodile Dundee!

Why can't we all just get along with each other?

[Rainbowmum]

^lol:biggrin:

Religion forbids it . (That's why I am a pagan infidel and proud of it.)

So what happens to legends when we no longer believe in them?