Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Because it likes cheese?

Why is the sun so bloody hot?

[Rainbowmum]

Because it is a ball of fire ,my suggestion , go at night.

How do we know that bears shit in the woods?

[monk]

Have you looked in the woods recently? They're full of bear-shit!

If the woods are full of bears, where do all the other animals "go"?

[Rainbowmum]

They take the Karma bus to the bears caves.

How many gnostic scriptures were taken out of the Bible and why?

[monk]

Too many, and to twist the truth.

When birds sit on telegraph wires, do the conversations tickle their feet?

[Rainbowmum]

Sure it does listen the kookaburra ?

A friend of mine was lucky enough to capture this video.
They really are magnificent creatures, when I was living in Newcastle , we had a family of them, they kept the brown snakes down.




What is the difference between faith and blind faith?

[monk]

Being able to see with the mind as well as the eyes.

Does Elvis really work down the chip-shop?

[Rainbowmum]

Nope , according to MIB he went home.

Talking of which why do people dress up as him?

[monk]

Because they're not happy being themselves?

Why do the good die young?

[Rainbowmum]

Because it is agreed they go to heaven , where as the bad are wanted neither by God or Satan.

Do dogs lift there leg to hold up the tree , just in case.:biggrin: