Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Absolutely, you gotta watch those pesky trees!

Are there parallel dimensions?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Of course , how else do you explain mood swings lol:biggrin:
Why do Seagulls fly upside down over Sydney?

[monk]

Isn't everything in Australia upside down? :tongue:

Why don't polar bears ever eat penguins?

[Rainbowmum]

Because the whales have marked them with Seamen,Territory and all that.

Besides have you ever seen a angry whale?

[monk]

No, not many 'round here!

If a tree falls over and there's no-one to hear it - does it make a noise?

[Rainbowmum]

How do you know it fell? it may just be resting.

[monk]

The answer to the missing question is: only in the bath! :tongue:

If I have two apples and you have three oranges, what's the time in Patagonia?

[Rainbowmum]

Time to make fruit salad.

Why do the knights that say" Ni" say" Ni"?

[monk]

Because they haven't got a machine that goes "Ping!"






What is the answer to this question?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Is the answer ping?

Where did I put the book of "How to train your budgie" ?