Random Q's and S's

[monk]

No bloody way - you can't blame us! :tongue:

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

[Rainbowmum]

Not a clue .

Why are Owls considered smart?

[monk]

No idea - I thought they were a bunch of toowits!

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[Rainbowmum]

^

Most definitely :biggrin:

Who invented the knock knock jokes?

[monk]

A woodpecker? :biggrin:

What do you plant to grow a seedless water-melon?

[Rainbowmum]

^ Brilliant

A barren seed.

Since when does James Bond not smoke?
Sacrilege !!!

[monk]

Since us smokers became second-class citizens. :mad:

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

[Buffylo]

Since us smokers became second-class citizens. :mad:

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

dumb luck.


where the heck are my keys?

[Rainbowmum]

^
^
smokers are not second second-class citizens.

Your keys are where you left them last

What's next ; Bond gives up drinking?:mad:

[Buffylo]

^
^
smokers are not second second-class citizens.

Your keys are where you left them last

What's next ; Bond gives up drinking?:mad:

Probably, and then killing, and then espionage all together since it isn't PC

Why are mini-crullers so delicious?