Random Q's and S's

[monk]

Definitely!

What disease did cured ham actually have?

[Blue]

It was a sex addict "too fresh."

Why do we call organ meats offal?

[Rainbowmum]

Because they are awful ( sorry couldn't resist.)

How many nukes does Israel have?

[monk]

None, I hope!

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

[Blue]

When the glass stops being half empty and starts being half full.

When is it okay to not be okay?

[Rainbowmum]

When you are in Australia.

Why do dogs howl at sirens?

[monk]

They want to join in the singing!

Is it possible to be allergic to water?

[Lilitu]

Yes there's a few people with that condition. Prolonged exposure to water gives them painful rashes.

What language do they speak in Greenland?

[Rainbowmum]

Kalaallisut.

Why do I even bother.

[monk]

I sometimes wonder.

Will tomorrow be better than today?