Random Q's and S's

[AquarianDragon]

A rotten onion might clear the room, so yes, no germs would stay :-)

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

[monk]

Because technology is crazy!

If smoking is so bad, why does it cure kippers?

[AquarianDragon]

...cured ? They could swim before they started smoking!

Why don't polar bears hunt penguins?

[Evan88]

Because they cant chew penguin's beak :biggrin:

Where do Santa Claus live?

[Rainbowmum]

I would have to say Harlem , it's about the only place I know where you can scream "Ho,ho ,ho "and not get killed. :biggrin:

Where does the saying your face will crack if you smile come from?

[AquarianDragon]

From drag queens, a pancake makeup thing

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

[Evan88]

maybe there's a consequence if they opt to win lottery using their psychic abilities.

where do broken hearts go? lol

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Facebook... usually Farmville (sad story).

Why do I always get the urge to touch the surface where there is a 'wet paint' sign hanging?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea , I do as well, it has to be the rebel in all of us.

Why do so many people fall for the get rich quick schemes?

[AquarianDragon]

Gullibility!

If your heart is the strongest muscle in your body, why does it break so easily?