Considering that glass is harder than steel, and it shatters at the slightest jarring, I can only conclude that strength is weakness. Thus being the strongest group of muscles, the heart is actually more fragile than weaker muscles, thus breaks more easily.
Where did I put my lighter? I can't recall... I guess that's that old age slipping up behind me - Oh, there it is... now when was the last time I was in the kitchen?
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When you made your coffee?
Why am I still holding on to my lighter collection?
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In case they become collectors' items?
Why do I keep waking up with damned headaches? :mad:
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Scottie is going to beam them up!
Why do mosquitoes swoop with a siren to bite, instead of sneaking up on you?
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Well God knew there would be other blood suckers in the world, like lawyers. Having some pity on Man, God decided to have at least one blood sucker give a warning.
Why does bad news via snail mail arrive on the last day of the business week when you can't do anything about it?
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It's the posties way of getting back at dog owners , they are sadistic creatures.
Who was the first person to get a tattoo and why?
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Ötzi, the 5000 year old ice mummy had over 50 tattoos, in the shape of lines and crosses. They correspond to skin acupuncture lines and were probably used as pain- relieving treatment markers.
What's better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
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The truth.
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Too fuzzy?
Why is lemon sour no matter what side of your tongue you taste it on?
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