Random Q's and S's

[Rainbowmum]

Raise your own hand :biggrin:

Where did "made you look you dirty chook" come from?
And how did the chook get dirty?

[AquarianDragon]

Buggered if I know, but I'm too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny. :biggrin:



Does the Pope tuck his shirt in with a wooden spoon?

[monk]

No, he gets an altar-boy to do it!

Who did shoot Kennedy?

[elad12]

A guy with a rifle.

I've always wondered, what does "piss up a rope" really mean anyway??

[Rainbowmum]

Ask Spiderman :biggrin:

Where did the idea of planking come from?

[ChrisD]

I dunno- someone must have seen some pieces of wood lying around (i.e planks) and thought what they were doing looked like fun.

Why can't letters stay in the alphabet where they belong and out of my math problems?

[Rainbowmum]

Because some idiot decided to create formulas .

Are goldfish ADHD due to their lack of attention?

[monk]

Nope, they're just plain stupid.

Who was Sylvia?

[AquarianDragon]

Syliva's Mother says " Why don't you leave her alone!"





What do you call someone from the United States?
Not American, that really irritates the Canadians.

[Rainbowmum]

What ever their name is.

Why do specialists charge so much?