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01-21-2013, 03:19 PM

Because time flies when you're having fun

Is organic really worth paying more for?

01-22-2013, 12:56 AM

Nope half the time they lie about it.

How does an atheist get sworn in to jury duty?

01-22-2013, 02:44 AM

I think it more polite to affirm than to swear.

Why the hell do we need to call a magistrate -"Your Worship"?

01-22-2013, 11:56 AM

You misheard - it's "You worst-sh*t"!

Why do some people still knock when you've got a doorbell?

01-22-2013, 12:01 PM

Because your doorbell is broken.

Why do they call it a pair of pants when there is only one?

01-22-2013, 12:49 PM

They have a a pair of legs.

Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"?

01-23-2013, 02:36 AM

It comes from the Latin word for number Numero abbreviated it takes the N at the beginning and the O at the end.
Thus " NumerO" .

What exactly is our birthright ?

01-23-2013, 02:43 AM

Our birthright is our right to be whoever we want to be

Why doe garbanzo beans look like baby hamsters?

01-23-2013, 10:08 AM

Because of nature.

Why is velcro called velcro?

01-23-2013, 11:05 AM

Because it would be silly to call it Ethel.

Why doesn't David Cameron drop dead? Pray

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