Random Q's and S's

[Beau]

LOL, yes. He doesn't relish it though.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

[AquarianDragon]

But of course!

Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating Chinese?

[Beau]

No. That's just a myth.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[Rainbowmum]

Because of the leprechauns.

What would be the ultimate act of trust?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmmm. Yeah.... Well.... I'm not ready to go there just yet.

Who put that door on that tree?


Now watch, Mum will change her signature.... LOL

[monk]

Someone who adoors trees! :biggrin:

Why should you save up for your old age - it comes free anyway!

[Beau]

I don't. Just spend it all.

How can Hayao Miyazaki keep making such good movies?

[AquarianDragon]

Dunno, I don't go to movies.

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?

[Lalo]

Ok Hollywood, question, that has bugged the heck out of me.( yes I know they don't exist )
How can a vampire ,that has no blood in his system sustain an erection ?

OMG! I never thought of that before! ROFLMAO Even after years of reading Ann Rice...the thought just never occurred to me! Good question!

My question: Why are men hairier than women? (...um generally speaking)

[Lalo]

Dunno, I don't go to movies.

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?

Yes, but one is a "spirit navel".

Why are the religious right so often wrong?