Random Q's and S's

[elad12]

Untangle, save money

How old is Pee Wee Herman?

[Beau]

Eternally youthful.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

We elves are forced to make them all year round under slave conditions and paid only in candycanes. That man is a slave driver.

Why is it always up to the elves?

[Rainbowmum]

Because the quality is unmatchable .

How many times can you close a door?

[Lilitu]

42.

How many grapefruits

[Beau]

Two. One for the organ grinder and the other is space.

Will it ever become more?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Only when excited.....

Will dumb-cane (Dieffenbachia) really make you stop talking?

[Beau]

Maybe or maybe not. The people that have tried it won't tell us.

Is it just me or are my feet cold?

[Rainbowmum]

Nah it's just you.:biggrin:

Is the universe really expanding?

[monk]

Mine isn't.

The big bang theory states: In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded.

How the hell does nothing explode? :confused: