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02-18-2013, 02:24 AM

Untangle, save money

How old is Pee Wee Herman?

02-18-2013, 09:00 AM

Eternally youthful.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

02-18-2013, 12:04 PM

We elves are forced to make them all year round under slave conditions and paid only in candycanes. That man is a slave driver.

Why is it always up to the elves?

02-19-2013, 02:51 AM

Because the quality is unmatchable .

How many times can you close a door?

02-19-2013, 10:40 AM

42.

How many grapefruits

02-19-2013, 11:07 AM

Two. One for the organ grinder and the other is space.

Will it ever become more?

02-19-2013, 01:49 PM

Only when excited.....

Will dumb-cane (Dieffenbachia) really make you stop talking?

02-19-2013, 09:09 PM

Maybe or maybe not. The people that have tried it won't tell us.

Is it just me or are my feet cold?

02-20-2013, 12:44 AM

Nah it's just you.:biggrin:

Is the universe really expanding?

02-20-2013, 10:10 AM

Mine isn't.

The big bang theory states: In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded.

How the hell does nothing explode? :confused:

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