Random Q's and S's

[Lalo]

You had to bring up spiders? Ugh Anyway...no, they don't hear in our sense of the word, but they do detect vibration even at the sonic level, which is akin to hearing.

Bowyn-werewolves mate whenever they want. But if there is a full moon...whew! Watch out!

Question: Corn oil is made from corn. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. Is baby oil made from babies?

[Steve1860]

Baby oil is made from: Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

Why is it that guns are made out to be "bad" when all they are are inanimate objects, neither good nor bad until held by someone who is bad and has bad intentions?

[Rainbowmum]

I have no idea.

Why do people not read signs?

I am seriously contemplating drawing the outline of a JW in chalk on the driveway.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Because they are better than the sign.

Is it true that every where Mary went the lamb was sure to go?

[Lalo]

Oh Mary! LOL...Just saying THAT shows my age. Half of the gay men around today haven't even heard that expression! And yes...just ask Miles. He is always tagging along after Mary.

Why do people still say that the "sky is the limit"? I mean, "Hellooo! Neil Armstrong? Mars rover? Duh, totally!"

[Miles]

Moon landing was faked, Mars photos are just shot on location in Wayne County, Utah, and the sky is really just a giant screen that projects images of clouds and stars.

Why do hyenas laugh?

[Lalo]

Because the joke was funny.




If the Professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut and could make a super-polymer adhesive out of tree sap, then why in the hell couldn't he have patched a hole in the darn boat?

[monk]

Because that would have ended the series.

Why do they call them cream crackers when they're the least creamy things on Earth?

[Rainbowmum]

To trick you into buying them.

Can't think of question.

Next..

[Lalo]

Q- Why is it that Mum can't think of a question?